ACL 188. nzMI Year 27. On the 800th anniversary of Defensor pacis, the transforming nzMI R5 V4 incorporates AI Animation Generator, Nvidia Blackwell DGX Superpod, Noopolitiks, and Zeitenwende. The NASA Ingenuity mission terminates on Flight 72. JAXA Sniper lands upside down on the Moon. NASA Perseverances crosses the Neretva vallis. CNSA Chang’e 6 sample returns the far side of the Moon. NASA Juno flys by Io. JWST has imaged JADES-GS-z14-0. But in the Kiwi performance games, supremacism has been overwriting scientific naturalism, thereby opening the portal to the uncanny valley.