I'm Eva Mae Young Looney, your favorite author, the tenth of thirteen children and the fifth girl. When I came along we didn't have running water, telephones, radios, television or even electric power. Chances are I came along before you did. I have been kicking around here for a few years now. Four score and two if your keeping track. Chances are I learned a few things worth passing on. I'd like to share them with you.