'Ask Me About My Wiener!' is a completely tasteless collection of dirty jokes that were compiled by the authors over the course of 2 years living with a miniature dachshund named Izzy. Although they are often crude, many of the horrible jokes also contain puns that may cause the reader to desire a sudden, immediate, and painless release from the burden of life. But please, take heart, dear reader! Some of the sketches are pretty cute, and if the sight of a wall-eyed dachshund doesn't make you smile at some point in the thirty seconds it will take you to read this book, you are truly heartless.