Essential reading for anyone curious about extraterrestrial intelligence, the "Practical Fieldguide to Alien Abduction" tells you what you need to know to survive and thrive Out There in the Galactic community. Startling and amazing colour photographs of aliens, their ships, and their habitats take you on one man's journey through the stars. You'll learn how to prepare for an abduction, what to pack, how to make yourself intriguing to aliens, and how to get back home. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to boldly go where no one has gone before, this is the book for you!
"Surreal imagery along with some very helpful advice makes this book a must-have for anyone who has considered what would happen if they were abducted by one of my brood nest whelp-mates, or any of the Galaxy's major Involved species. I loved it!!"
- Y'nal Dith Chefflin, 58th Level Enticer (Retired)