A diary of short stories from the teenage life of Anthony Hayes. All stories are set on the streets of Anthony's hometown of Omagh, Northern Ireland, where constant drunkeness and debauchery is one way of surviving the every day boredom of life in a small town.

Drugs, alcohol, sex, religion, love, rap music, hand-jobs, vomit, blood, pubes, fire and feces are just some of the issues Anthony faces in this collection of twisted yarns.