The crisis hits the heartland. The squid is hanging in the window. The neighbours are chickens. Still, it can't be that bad, as long as White Limo Ltd is going strong. But who's inside and who's out? I'm in, says the squid. Soho's alright for me.

Is London made in China? Are we in for the Empire's final Waterloo? How considerate is your contractor scheme? The bunnies surely aren't complaining. We will go and refurbish the lot to please the new superstar. In the end, who doesn't like getting more. Be flexible and change your package every month!